Spastic children from all over the country, aroused by Barack Husseinís floating head, began to follow him on a pilgrimage across America. Together they spread HOPE across the ruins of their sick, bloated nation.

Many years later the spastic children that survived, now fully grown, recounted the hidden dark-side of this youthful adventuring. They told horrific stories from the campaign trail; stories of sexual molestation and mutilation, all manner of perversions, and lobbyists .

Still, most said it was all worth it to have enjoyed the presence of a modern messiah.


"Slow-motion cine-films of campaign speeches exercised a marked erotic effect upon an audience of spastic children."

J.G. Ballard, The Atrocity Exhibition


Original photo: "warm weather" by Dwayne aka two stout monks , used under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 generic license.