Just days before the 2008 Presidential election, a USB key materialized near a rest-stop in Austin, Texas. The device held an archive curated by a Mr. Winston Zapruder. It had been leaked through a time warp from the far future; a warning of the terrible events that would come about if Barack Hussein Obama were to win the election.

The warning was ignored.

The following pages represent the files that have been recovered so far from Mr. Zapruderís library. They chronicle the future events of President Obama's 9th year in office.

God help us all.



"The secret's out, but it's too loud to think it."

Matthew Good, Truffle Pigs




These pages are a work of fiction. References to real people or entities, including historical and political figures, are meant as satire.